CAROLYN & THERESA

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DISGUSTING | KE$HA




FROM A BANDIT TO A BABY, IT'S DISGUSTING.
"like dolce & gabbana, we could not go without the other."


Houdini, Get Me Outta Here.

WARNING: i’m only writing this blog coz this little ball of fire has been building up inside of me lately, and tumblr is my only form of non-physical anger mgmt tool. eat my shorts.

CAROLYN: ah theresa, how i miss you so :( i cannot stand it at home. lately everything’s just been pissing me off. im so tired, im in pyjamas 24/7 on days im not working.

my dad’s being a dickhead telling to me to go exercise or something and he thinks im getting fat. HELLO, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO BE, FKN ANOREXIC? WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU IM FUCKING ALREADY HALF WAY THERE. FKN. there’s nothing to do at home. i watch tv, im on my macbook, i read magazines, i paint my nails, which according to my dad appears to be “doing nothing”. ailkjfhakjsfhasljkdfhalwkejfhakejfhkf. im currently on minimal speaking terms with him.

my mum’s cool. she’s buying me a mcchicken meal now coz im hungry and craving for a mcchicken. but she keeps asking me “when can i get your old phone off you?” and i’ve told her like a bazillion times “I HAVE TO UNLOCK THE STUPID THING FIRST, WHICH WILL TAKE ABOUT A FEW MORE WEEKS. HOLD YOUR BLOODY DAMN HORSES.”

j. is just a bitch 80% of the time. she’s only nice when she wants something, and usually its a question about her new macbook. i think she owns too many perfumes, like im being serious. she’s got a disorder.

a. is turning into a carbon copy of j. ahhh two j’s in the house. ajkdfhkjlfhlkwjfhakjfh now, i seriously want to go kill myself.

when i’m at home, i want to go out. when im out, i want to go home. im just so ceeebs alllll the time. i need more money, i need to see youu tezzzz! luckily for me, i am going to see you…. tomorrow! and kim and tony too. i cant wait. i just need to get some air.

edit: i sound like the biggest idiot, reading over that. but whatever, its out of my system.

on a different note. i think i’ve just discovered my new favourite fashion muse.

olivia palermo. everything she wears is incredible. her style’s really unique and she looks so pretty effortlessly.

she just looks so good all the time. sighhh

anyway this is the link to her style blog:

http://oliviapalermofashion.blogspot.com/