BLAME IT UP ON THE DRUNKEN DREAMS
the weirdest thing happened to me last night, well after a night of booze and throaty whoo hoo’s i was klunked out on my bed, knocked out in a good sleep. i had a nightmare that i was late for work, like really late for work and my boss got full pissy at me and threatened to fire me, and i panicked! and i woke up abruptedly but then i realised it was just a dream, phew! so i went back to sleep. i woke up and hr later and actually realised i really WAS LATE for work. i rocked up to work 30 mins late today looking like i freshly pulled my face outta a cows ass. FML. surprisingly enough, i made the most sales i ever have by far today. hoorray for me!
